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Auctioneer Lyons Auctions 252 393 2535
Auction Date Jun 16 Auction
100 Lathem St
Time 04:55PM
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One day, there was this thief who had just bought a new car with ill gotten gains, and he was eager to show it off, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the thief ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!" he exclaimed. "Your a thief aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I was, but what does this have to do with my car?" the thief asked. ?Well thieves are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The thief looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"

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