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Hall's Furniture and Auction
 AuctionZip Auctioneer ID # 16080  

Ronnie & Shelia Hall
3501 E. Lamar Alexander Pkwy
Maryville, TN 37804

Phone: 865-983-1598
Email: hallauction@charter.net
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  Maryville, TN Fri Jul 31 - 07:00PM
 
 Knoxville home furnishings including carved Chinese Chippendale love seat, carved Oak Eastlake chest, walnut Victorian marble top dresser, large carved Walnut Victorian blanket chest (cedar lined in 1928), set of 4 maple woven seat chairs, pair Mahogany Bombay Company Queen Anne lamp tables, 2 piece sofa set, straight leg Chippendale side chair with carved lattice back,   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Aug 7 - 07:00PM
 
The word "electrocute" is a combination of the two words electro and execute, meaning you were killed by electricity. So if you don't die you were merely shocked....not electrocuted. Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10%   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Aug 14 - 07:00PM
 
The first drinking straw was designed to have a diameter just smaller than the typical pip of a lemon because the inventor was tired of getting lemon seeds in his mouth when drinking lemonade..... and you thought it was for spit wads....   Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Aug 21 - 07:00PM
 
Business like McDonalds and Starbucks buy chairs with low "Butt Ratings"....yes there are such things as "butt ratings". This is so people won't get so comfortable and after a time get up and leave.  Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Aug 28 - 07:00PM
 
US Route 50 is know as the "lonliest road in America" Betcha it's in Kansas or maybe North Dakota....I will have to get out my map. Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10% Buyers Premium TFL 2455 TAL 1544    [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Sep 4 - 07:00PM
 
A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning 3 times during his life....and yes after he was dead his headstone was also struck by lighting.... Shocking isn't it...   Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10%   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Sep 11 - 07:00PM
 
In the US the way the electrocal college is set up a person can be elected President with 22% of the popular vote. We need to fix this, but I am not sure how....   Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10% Buyers   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Sep 18 - 07:00PM
 
In 1835 Andrew Jackson paid off the entire National Debt and for the first time in history our country was Debt Free. It lasted one year......thanks Congress..... Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10% Buyers Premium    [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Sep 25 - 07:00PM
 
New York's area code is 212 because it was the fastest one to dial on a rotary phone.... Then show a rotary phone to your kids so they will understand...then show them a record....then show them a typewriter, then show them a piggy bank and remind them that they need to save money not just spend it. Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Oct 2 - 07:00PM
 
300 feet uphill from the high water mark left by the Tohoku Tsunami is a stone marker over a century old with the message: Don't build your house below this stone.   Sometimes we don't listen to the wisdom of our elders.   Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Oct 9 - 07:00PM
 
Because of a design flaw....when Apple III owners had problems like garbled data they were instructed by Tech Service to "Lift the machine 3 inches and then drop it" to reset the chip in the logic board. Banging on the keyboard...still doesn't help..   Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Oct 16 - 07:00PM
 
OK I am not making this stuff up.... Dysthanasia is the opposite of Euthanasia and means "Bad Death".  It often occurs in modern medicine when a terminally ill person is kept alive beyond their natural period prolonging their suffering.   Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Oct 23 - 07:00PM
 
A third of all divorce filing in 2011 contain the word "Facebook". Time to unplug something.... Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10% Buyers Premium TFL 2455 TAL 1544    [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Oct 30 - 07:00PM
 
Starpath is an environmentally friendly pavement coating that glows in the dark.... I need to see this...   Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10% Buyers Premium TFL 2455 TAL 1544    [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Nov 6 - 07:00PM
 
24 rabbits set loose in Australia grew to a poplulation of 10 billion in just 67 years....   Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10% Buyers Premium TFL 2455 TAL 1544    [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Nov 13 - 07:00PM
 
Part of Holland can be flooded to prevent an invading army from approaching by land and turning Holland into an island. Why didn't we think of that for illegal aliens.... Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10% Buyers   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Nov 20 - 07:00PM
 
There is a town in Arizona named "Nothing" and it has nothing but a gas stop and a garage.... Wonder what the population is??? Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10% Buyers Premium TFL 2455 TAL 1544    [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Nov 27 - 07:00PM
 
In 1992 instead of entangling their companies in a costly legal battle over the use of a slogan, the CEO's of Southwest Airlines and Steven's Aviation armed wrestled to decide whose company would own it.   Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a   [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Dec 4 - 07:00PM
 
The Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai is the only 7 star hotel in the world.  The cheapest room is $1000 a night and the Royal Suite is $28,000 a night.... I wonder if you get "Free Wifi" with that... Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain.    [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Dec 11 - 07:00PM
 
A Dutch designer is working with engineers to develop "Glow in the Dark" trees.  It is hoped that this would eliminate the need for street lights. Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our sign out front....Y'all come bid on a bargain. There is a 10% Buyers Premium TFL 2455    [ View Full Listing ]

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  Maryville, TN Fri Dec 18 - 07:00PM
 
There is an Annual Liar's Competition in England every year to see who in 5 minutes can tell the biggest and most convincing lie. Politicians are banned from entering as they feel that they would have a natural advantage from their years of practice. Take Highway 321 from Maryville toward Townsend and go 3.7 miles past the hospital....look for the big cell tower on the left...and our   [ View Full Listing ]